The Mower

So he says to me, he says, "I'll get the mower out and you can mow the backyard." (Which was my first mowing of the season and I love mowing, really, I do!) Later, as I'm crawling up the hill, all battered and bruised from having hit a tree when I had to LEAP from the running mower as it plowed down a steep hill and into a different tree he says, "Gee...I thought I fixed the brake problem...."

Um, no, you didn't fix it.